WordLotto
As 'alternative facts' began to overrun every corner of free speech, Western Civilization found itself divided like never before. Shouting replaced listening. Each side was utterly convinced of its rightness. Spoken words gushed forth, regardless of law or propriety. Citizens saw a verbal Civil War on the horizon and demanded something be done. Welcome to the world of the WordMeter, where every utterance is not only counted but also granted at the discretion of the higher powers. Everyone agrees this is a generous system because allotments of words can be replenished simply by scratching a winning ticket in the WordLotto.
Storyline
As 'alternative facts' began to overrun every corner of free speech, Western Civilization found itself divided like never before. Shouting replaced listening. Each side was utterly convinced of its rightness. Spoken words gushed forth, regardless of law or propriety. Citizens saw a verbal Civil War on the horizon and demanded something be done. Welcome to the world of the WordMeter, where every utterance is not only counted but also granted at the discretion of the higher powers. Everyone agrees this is a generous system because allotments of words can be replenished simply by scratching a winning ticket in the WordLotto.
Spencer Vaughn Kelly
Tom Brennan
Dawna Lee Heising
Crystal
Gui Kaleski
Robbie (as Guillaume Kaleski)
Madison Spear
Mary Brennan
Allison Price
Karla Gruntz
Nicholas Garabedian
Motor Boat DJ
Hettie Lynne Hurtes
Mama Beverly
Manik Bahl
Co-Worker #2
Mike Thompson
Commissioner Root
Laura Richardson
Deidre Root
Stacy Marie Turner
Delores
Seth Brubaker
Gio Geppetto
Tia Kai
Jade
Roy Allen III
Frank
Charlie Callas
Computer Analyst Supervisor
Tiana Bes
Woman on Elevator
Kaitlyn Furey
Cocktail Waitress
Aaron Oberst
Frat Guy
Matthew Layton
Club Patron
Garbage Out
7.0Gunpowder
5.9Life of a Mutt
10.0All Creatures Great and Small
6.6Arthur Imhoff
5.0Emerald Green
7.0On the Beat
7.7One Direction: Where We Are - The Concert Film
8.4The Devil's Bride
6.7Serdtsa Tryokh
7.4Inception: The Cobol Job
7.3I Want to Be Like the Main Character in a Novel
7.5Maintenance by Any Means
5.0Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back
4.4Le Soldat et les Trois Sœurs
8.0Paradise
5.7Marty Feldman: Six Degrees of Separation
7.8Sinécdoque: Una historia de amour fou
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