Screwballs
Welcome to T & A High, where the entire student body including campus virgin Purity Busch, chronic masturbator Melvin Jerkovski, repressed Principal Stuckoff and blonde bombshell Bootsie Goodhead all must rise to the challenges of freshman breast exams, bikini cheerleader attacks, inappropriate uses of bowling ball holes and much more.
Storyline
Welcome to T & A High, where the entire student body including campus virgin Purity Busch, chronic masturbator Melvin Jerkovski, repressed Principal Stuckoff and blonde bombshell Bootsie Goodhead all must rise to the challenges of freshman breast exams, bikini cheerleader attacks, inappropriate uses of bowling ball holes and much more.
Peter Keleghan
Rick McKay
Kent Deuters
Brent Van Dusen III
Linda Speciale
Purity Busch
Alan Deveau
Howie Bates
Linda Shayne
Bootsie Goodhead
Jason Warren
Melvin Jerkovski
James Coburn
Tim Stevenson
Terrea Smith
Rhonda Rockett
Donnie Bowes
Principal Stuckoff
Kimberly Brooks
Miss Boudoir
Nicky Fylan
Vince the Prince
Paula Farmer
Miss Shivers
Joe Crozier
Ward Busch
Heather Smith
June Busch
Nola Wale
Mrs. Roach
Nanci Chambers
Trisha
John Fox
MC
Jan Taylor Hendricks
Sarah Bellum
Carolyn Tweedle
Librarian
John Glossop
Moose Reardon
Tim Dunphy
Mitch Sherman
Leslie Lahoda
Howard Nemetz
Simon Rakoff
Rosalia Martino
Raven De La Croix
Miss Anna Tommical
Kim Cayer
T & A Cheerleader
Astrid Falconi
T & A Cheerleader
Angela Jensen
T & A Cheerleader
Allison Smith
T & A Cheerleader
Shannon McMahon Lichte
T & A Cheerleader
Stephanie Murgaski
T & A Cheerleader
Jennifer Inch
Student Getting Breast Exam (uncredited)
Lila Durette
Sunbather (uncredited)
Carrie Leigh
Bowler (uncredited)
Arnie Miller
American Legionnaire (uncredited)
