Star-ving

Season 12009

Star-ving is a web series of episodes running eight to ten minutes, based very loosely on the life of David Faustino from Married... with Children. His co-star is Corin Nemec, who played the title character in Parker Lewis Can't Lose. The start date for the episodes was January 16, 2009. The series is a production of FNB Entertainment LLC in association with Sony Pictures Television, webcast on Crackle.

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12 Episodes

E01 Begging Ed

David Faustino tries to solicit money from former co-star Ed O'Neill (Al Bundy), with no help from Corin.

January 18, 2009

E02 Gilbert's Kid

Dave kills Sparky, Gilbert Gottfried's 34-year-old mentally challenged son.

January 18, 2009

E03 Straight Outta Compton

Coolio saves Dave from an angry black mob that Corin knows well.

January 18, 2009

E04 Married with Children..The Movie

Dave's big chance to play his old role is usurped by Seth Green. The rest of the 'family' likes the idea.

January 25, 2009

E05 The Scheize Flick

Dave gets an offer to make a film in Germany. After celebrating with Ron Jeremy, he arrives to find he'll be doing more than 'brown-nosing' on the set.

February 1, 2009

E06 Just One Drink

Executives from 'The Network' including Ahmed Best (Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars) offer Dave a show. But then Dave downs a beer to commemorate the occasion, and things go south.

February 8, 2009

E07 Starving…Literally

Dave and Corin run into all kinds of trouble trying to find something to eat, some involving Kato Kaelin.

February 15, 2009

E08 Going O.J

When the porn shop needs cash to survive, Dave, his mom, and Corin travel to Las Vegas to steal back some unusual memorabilia.

February 20, 2009

E09 Stealing Alan Thicke

Kidnapping Alan Thicke to extort money from his pop star son does not turn out like Dave and Corin thought it would.

February 20, 2009

E10 El Al-Qaeda

Ed Asner plays twins in the episode, one a therapist, the other the head of a major foreign studio. Things are looking up for Dave and Corin until a misunderstanding takes place.

February 27, 2009

E11 Getting Huge

After an ill-fated trip to the gym, during which Dave happens upon his ex-wife and Coolio doing some inappropriate stretching, a locker room encounter turns ugly.

March 13, 2009

E12 Deliverance

Corin decides that he and Dave need a vacation, so they visit Corin's cousins in Kentucky and somehow wind up working in a meth lab.

March 13, 2009

Star-ving

E01 Begging Ed

E02 Gilbert's Kid

E03 Straight Outta Compton

E04 Married with Children..The Movie

E05 The Scheize Flick

E06 Just One Drink

E07 Starving…Literally

E08 Going O.J

E09 Stealing Alan Thicke

E10 El Al-Qaeda

E11 Getting Huge

E12 Deliverance

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E01 Begging Ed

E02 Gilbert's Kid

E03 Straight Outta Compton

E04 Married with Children..The Movie

E05 The Scheize Flick

E06 Just One Drink

E07 Starving…Literally

E08 Going O.J

E09 Stealing Alan Thicke

E10 El Al-Qaeda

E11 Getting Huge

E12 Deliverance