Car 54, Where Are You?

Season 21961

The misadventures of two of New York's finest in the 53rd precinct in the Bronx. Toody, the short, stocky and dim-witted one, either saves the day or messes things up, much to the chagrin of Muldoon, the tall, lanky and smart one.

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30 Episodes

E01 Who's for Swordfish?

In the pilot, the boys are desperate to angle for swordfish. After shift-swapping with the entire precinct and avoiding any issuance of tickets (to avert court duty), will they go?

September 17, 1961

E02 Something Nice for Sol

Gunther Toody drives the entire station batty chairing the committee to get everyone's favorite desk Sgt. Sol Abrams a surprise 25 year present. Toody keeps changing his little mind seeking the perfect gift, and insists on parliamentary procedure for meetings. Abrams' sore feet confine him to desk work, so he worries that it'll be 25 and out, if the brass find out how bad the precinct's sweetheart's hurting.

September 24, 1961

E03 Home Sweet Sing Sing

The boys use extraordinary techniques to rehabilitate a recently released petty thief. Unfortunately, Benny has other ideas.

October 1, 1961

E04 Change Your Partner

Toody and Muldoon's 9 blissful years as partners stun a researcher who finds the average prowl car pair last only 16 months before screaming to be switched. If the NYPD management engineer can discover their secret and replicate it, that'll save the blue brass many headaches. But Gunther and Francis' precinct mates don't want to know what actually goes on in Car 54, or even worse: can New York's finest clone empty-headed chatterbox Toody and somber, cerebral Muldoon ?

October 8, 1961

E05 I Won't Go

Introducing Mrs. Bronson, the sweet Jewish grandmother confounding the boys at the 53rd as well as New York City's bureaucracy.

October 15, 1961

E06 Muldoon's Star

Toody convinces 'Tessie the Torso', a buxom sex-symbol, to stay at Francis's mother's house. It turns out, Muldoon is a huge fan.

October 22, 1961

E07 The Paint Job

A car thieving ring is using an auto body shop to paint stolen cars and resell them. The 53rd is down to only two patrol cars, so the boys are desperate to keep their beloved car 54. When it's damaged by a pulled-over driver, they take it to the same repair shop.

October 29, 1961

E08 Love Finds Muldoon

Lucille plays matchmaker for Francis.

November 5, 1961

E09 The Gypsy Curse

The boys are told to shut down a gypsy ripoff artist, and when they do, the gypsy puts a curse on Toody.

November 12, 1961

E10 Thirty Days Notice

Gunther and Lucille Toody give their landlord notice because they're fed up with their crumbling apartment.

November 19, 1961

E11 Catch Me on the Paar Show

After a chance traffic stop with Hugh Downs, Gunther finagles an appearance on the Jack Paar show of a fellow officer he thinks is funny.

November 26, 1961

E12 The Taming of Lucille

Toody is feeling henpecked by Lucille, but musters the courage to become king of his castle after seeing a stirring performance of Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew."

December 3, 1961

E13 Put It in the Bank

The 53rd Precinct's Brotherhood Club's newly elected treasurer Gunther Toody is determined to invest their hard-earned $800 in the stock market despite the protests of his fiscally conservative colleagues.

December 10, 1961

E14 Get Well, Officer Schnauser

While Schnauser is laid up in the hospital, Toody is tapped by the FBI to go undercover to help them nab notorious bank robber "No Face."

December 17, 1961

E15 Christmas at the 53rd

The boys from the 53rd put on a Christmas review. Two Gilbert & Sullivan parodies featuring Capt. Block & Muldoon, a heart-tugging song from Toody, and other sketches.

December 24, 1961

E16 The Sacrifice

Muldoon's the big expert on rules and regulations, but he's scared to take the test to become a sergeant.

January 7, 1962

E17 Boom, Boom, Boom

The boys are attempting to win the barbershop quartet competition for "the old man" Capt. Block. The rules require all 163 quartets to perform the same song, which drives poor Jan Murray to insanity.

January 14, 1962

E18 Toody & Muldoon Crack Down

After the police chief drives through Toody & Muldoon's sector, he's so angered by the scores of violations he sees he orders an investigation - with surprising results.

January 21, 1962

E19 Toody's Paradise

Toody is on an undercover detail in Brooklyn with a female cop as his wife and a small boy as his child. When Lucille's sister spots him there, the rumors start flying wildly.

January 28, 1962

E20 How High Is Up?

Muldoon discovers he's grown an inch to 6-foot-seven, putting him one inch over the police regulation and putting him over the edge with paranoia about his height.

February 4, 1962

E21 Toody and the Art World

Toody is the only person who can appreciate Karpathia's abstract masterpiece, "Lower Manhattan at Sunset (from the New Jersey Side)." This episode features an inspired performance from Severn Darden.

February 11, 1962

E22 What Happened to Thursday?

The 53rd is embarrassed by the domestic dispute calls that come every Thursday night - from the Schnausers. Toody convinces Leo (along w/the rest of the boys) that Thursday's actually Friday leading to expected hilarious confusion.

February 18, 1962

E23 How Smart Can You Get?

The smartest rookie cop is assigned to ride w/chatty Toody & reticent Muldoon. Can Car 54 survive, now that Muldoon has stimulating conversation?

February 25, 1962

E24 Today I Am a Man

Tired of being stereotyped as a mama's boy, Muldoon feigns having a hot date at "the hottest club in the Bronx". When his bluff is called by doubting coworkers, he quickly commandeers a puritan family who gets the wrong impression from his weapon!

March 4, 1962

E25 No More Pickpockets

The boys go under cover at Yankee Stadium to stem the onslaught of pickpockets. One skilled pilferer turns the tide on Toody; who ends up arrested?

March 11, 1962

E26 The Beast Who Walked the Bronx

Burkholtz, relegated to the Lost & Found for 15 years due to his extreme laxity is the only choice to sub for Capt. Block on his forced two week vacation. The boys mistake his absence from active duty thinking it's because he was too tough!

March 18, 1962

E27 The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser

Leo and Sylvia Schnauser decide to renew their vows with a large wedding ceremony.

March 25, 1962

E28 The Auction

The boys of the 53rd Precinct pull together to buy Captain Block the matching Aleutian Ceremonial Chair he desires to complete his set.

April 1, 1962

E29 Quiet! We're Thinking

Gunther and Lucille's 11-year-old nephew Marvin, in the Big Apple for a Boy Scout event, helps Toody and Muldoon crack the cases that have flummoxed New York's Finest.

April 8, 1962

E30 I Love Lucille

Lucille dyes her hair to get Gunther to notice her, and when he finally does, look out.

April 22, 1962

Car 54, Where Are You?

E01 Who's for Swordfish?

E02 Something Nice for Sol

E03 Home Sweet Sing Sing

E04 Change Your Partner

E05 I Won't Go

E06 Muldoon's Star

E07 The Paint Job

E08 Love Finds Muldoon

E09 The Gypsy Curse

E10 Thirty Days Notice

E11 Catch Me on the Paar Show

E12 The Taming of Lucille

E13 Put It in the Bank

E14 Get Well, Officer Schnauser

E15 Christmas at the 53rd

E16 The Sacrifice

E17 Boom, Boom, Boom

E18 Toody & Muldoon Crack Down

E19 Toody's Paradise

E20 How High Is Up?

E21 Toody and the Art World

E22 What Happened to Thursday?

E23 How Smart Can You Get?

E24 Today I Am a Man

E25 No More Pickpockets

E26 The Beast Who Walked the Bronx

E27 The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser

E28 The Auction

E29 Quiet! We're Thinking

E30 I Love Lucille

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H2: The Days with You

E01 Who's for Swordfish?

E02 Something Nice for Sol

E03 Home Sweet Sing Sing

E04 Change Your Partner

E05 I Won't Go

E06 Muldoon's Star

E07 The Paint Job

E08 Love Finds Muldoon

E09 The Gypsy Curse

E10 Thirty Days Notice

E11 Catch Me on the Paar Show

E12 The Taming of Lucille

E13 Put It in the Bank

E14 Get Well, Officer Schnauser

E15 Christmas at the 53rd

E16 The Sacrifice

E17 Boom, Boom, Boom

E18 Toody & Muldoon Crack Down

E19 Toody's Paradise

E20 How High Is Up?

E21 Toody and the Art World

E22 What Happened to Thursday?

E23 How Smart Can You Get?

E24 Today I Am a Man

E25 No More Pickpockets

E26 The Beast Who Walked the Bronx

E27 The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser

E28 The Auction

E29 Quiet! We're Thinking

E30 I Love Lucille

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