Svetlana

Season 22010

Svetlana is a comedy series starring Israeli-American comedienne Iris Bahr. It premiered on HDNet on May 27, 2010 and comprises two seasons.

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12 Episodes

E01 Yellowcake

After a client (former Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad) leaves behind a briefcase full of uranium powder known as yellowcake, Svetlana must decide on the best way to get rid of it.

May 27, 2010

E02 Gumption

Svetlana scrambles to interview and hire a new driver when her regular chauffeur quits.

June 3, 2010

E03 Wish Fulfillment

When Natasha expresses a desire to sleep with a black man, Svetlana attempts to lure one—with the help of some creative derriere augmentation.

June 10, 2010

E04 Recession Special

The Saint Petersburg House of Discreet Pleasure drops prices to attract recession-crippled customers—a move that yields unexpected turmoil.

June 17, 2010

E05 Sex Faces

Vlad applies for a job at an engineering laboratory, despite having a mostly hypothetical resumé. Meanwhile, Svetlana explores the benefits of botox injections.

June 24, 2010

E06 Ointment

Svetlana tries to avoid deportation after Steve annuls their marriage. Meanwhile, the family sets up shop in an occupied house.

July 1, 2010

E07 You're Svencome

The current resident of the house that the family has fashioned into a brothel isn't thrilled about his unwanted boarders, so Svetlana hatches a plan to extend their stay.

July 8, 2010

E08 Crystal Methdown

Vlad struggles with going to his first day at work while Svetlana supports Natasha's audition for a movie role. When an American girl wants to join the brothel as a prostitute Natasha must compete in a "Funtastic Fuckdown" contest.

July 15, 2010

E09 Good Friggin Shabbes

Svetlana's son Boris has been expelled from five schools due to misconduct so far. To avoid him being put into foster care, she desperately tries to get him into a Yeshiva school by pretending to be Jewish. Meanwhile, Marina's feelings for a Lesbian named Liam come to light, when she feels rejected and seeks revenge.

July 22, 2010

E10 Eco-Shlong

Svetlana receives a call from Michelle Obama personally asking her to make her business more energy conscious. The enterprising Svetlana decides that her brothel, St. Petersburg House of Discreet Pleasure, will invent an ecologically friendly dildo and humor ensues.

July 29, 2010

E11 Throw Mama Back on the Plane

Svetlana's aging mother pays a surprise visit from the old country with a seemingly impossible request.

August 5, 2010

E12 Snatchengil for the Stars

Svetlana becomes extremely jealous when she observes Vlad dancing with an attractive female acquaintance at her class. Meanwhile, Eddie resorts to drastic measures when Svetlana's old chauffeur asks for his job back.

August 12, 2010

Svetlana

E01 Yellowcake

E02 Gumption

E03 Wish Fulfillment

E04 Recession Special

E05 Sex Faces

E06 Ointment

E07 You're Svencome

E08 Crystal Methdown

E09 Good Friggin Shabbes

E10 Eco-Shlong

E11 Throw Mama Back on the Plane

E12 Snatchengil for the Stars

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Welcome To Murdertown

The Growing Pains of Adrian Mole

Nat Bay/Monsters vs Detectives

Which Ninja

Sykes

Kularb Sorn Klin

Paşa Gönlüm

Seasonal Love

Over de rug van de Andes

Showman

Celebrity MasterChef Italia

Legendz: Tale of the Dragon Kings

Pit-a-pat

Приключения Тома Сойера и Гекльберри Финна

Danger of Her

Wonderful Precure!

E01 Yellowcake

E02 Gumption

E03 Wish Fulfillment

E04 Recession Special

E05 Sex Faces

E06 Ointment

E07 You're Svencome

E08 Crystal Methdown

E09 Good Friggin Shabbes

E10 Eco-Shlong

E11 Throw Mama Back on the Plane

E12 Snatchengil for the Stars